Miffed Son Finally Decides: Dad’s Full Of Shit

SEATTLE, WA – After realizing there is “no way” Chuck E. Cheese would close every time the Seahawks play, twelve-year old Cody Shepherd came to the conclusion that his dad is completely full of shit. “There’s just no way!” yelled Cody, hardly off the bus. “How much business are they really losing to game day? Are they even targeting the…